my apologies if some of this is disturbing to you. i just have a need to vent and be dark currently

thethroneofasgard:


“Or perhaps in Slytherin,
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means,
To achieve their ends.”

[gryffindor] [slytherin] [ravenclaw] [hufflepuff]

thethroneofasgard:

Or perhaps in Slytherin,

You’ll make your real friends,

Those cunning folk use any means,

To achieve their ends.”

[gryffindor] [slytherin] [ravenclaw] [hufflepuff]

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

chookypoow:

Square Enix lied to us. Axel and Roxas were not eating sea-salt ice creams but soda ones. 

chookypoow:

Square Enix lied to us. Axel and Roxas were not eating sea-salt ice creams but soda ones. 

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

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schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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Mikasa Fucking Ackerman

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ultrafacts:

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fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.
Scribble on people in magazines
Smile into a mirror
Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
Call a crisis help line. 
Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
Go to Blahtherapy.com
Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
Clap hard
Snap a rubber band
Draw on yourself in marker
Blast music
Pop bubble wrap
Take a bath
Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
Braid something
Cry
…But there’s more!Here are some links:Teenhelp
Sirius Project
HelpGuide
YouthinBC
146 Things to Do
Need a distraction?Disney and Marvel Movies
Studio Ghibli Movies
MOVIES AND TV SHOWS
Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is.  Momma is so, so proud.

fairysharkmother:

Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.

  • Scribble on people in magazines
  • Smile into a mirror
  • Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
  • Call a crisis help line. 
  • Befrienders.org is away to find helplines by country
  • Go to Blahtherapy.com
  • Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
  • Clap hard
  • Snap a rubber band
  • Draw on yourself in marker
  • Blast music
  • Pop bubble wrap
  • Take a bath
  • Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
  • Braid something
  • Cry

…But there’s more!

Here are some links:
Teenhelp

Sirius Project

HelpGuide

YouthinBC

146 Things to Do

Need a distraction?

Disney and Marvel Movies

Studio Ghibli Movies

MOVIES AND TV SHOWS

Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is. 

 Momma is so, so proud.

(Source: fairysharkmother)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn